tag dari pipah ngn aidy

kebetulan...2 people tag me with same topic...

1.How old are you?
still young...belum 40 lg....

2.Are you single?
klau belum ader surat dari tok kadi maknanya single lg kan....

3.At what age do you think you'll get married?
huhu...kina target 25 tahun...tp td smbang ngan sorg cikgu nih...dia advice supaya kawen b4 posting...biar dpt posting area semenanjung...huhuhuhuh...tataulaaa....ader ker yg sudi...

4.Do you think you'll marry the person you are with now?
redha dngan ketentuanNYA...no comment

5.If not, who do you want to marry?
...tak pikir not. nak tawen ngn dia gak....dia tuh sape2 laaa yg jadi suami kina....heehehe

6.Who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
perlu ker ader bridesmaid and bestman....tak payah kot...nak buat simple2 jer...tapi ramai yg datang...nak amik berkat tetamu yg ramai...lgpun ekonomi tgh gawat

7.Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
tak payah semua tuh...ala-ala kampung dgn menu nasi goreng kampung lebih menjimatkan dan memudahkan

8.Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
zoom malaysia..hehee...jgn zoom waktu kina sdg ber'honey moon' dahlaaaa

9.How many guests do you think you'll invite?
klu bleh nak ajak smua yg dikenali..sedara2 7 keturunan, 7kerabat

10.Will that include your exes?
smua yg dikenali kan...klu kina kenal dia, mstilaaa dia include....

11.How many layers of cake do you want?
appolo layer cake cukuplaaa...tak mampu nak buat kek berlayer2...

12.When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
amik keberkatan...khamis malam jumaat...hehehehhe

13.Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding?
cukuplaaa ader kumpulan gitar rancak (kugiran) dgn lagu pop yeh yeh....huhuhu..klasiknya kina

14.Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon & fork?knife?
smua kina nak buat yg normal jer....sbb tetamu pun bukan org abnormal

15.Champagne or red wine?
sky juice is better for your healthy...tak pun bg minum susu utk old man

16.Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
gulp....mestilaaa days after weeding...sat gi org cakap tak mnyempat2 plak

17.Money or household items?
ikut kemampuan....sbb both look like important...heheh..meterialistik tak kina nih?

18.How many kids would you like to have?
biar ramai dan berqualiti...

19.Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
aq tak der cam corder....amik gmbr ngn empon pun dah cukup laaa sbgai knangan

20.Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
huhuh...nak tag kiyo, timah, ngn semua yg rasa nak jwab tag nih...

smbungan n3 merapu

wrong person....
huhu...this entry relate with entry before...kaunselor yang merisik kina..huhuh..kina rasa dia dah salah menilai kina kot...ader plak nak dikenen-kenenkan kina dgn anak dia...tatau laaa...dia cakap berkenan tgok kina sbb kina nmpak matang + latar belakang beragama.....hukhuk...
terbatuk dgaq dia cakap cmtuh...hukhuk..kina matang ker?tipu!!!!!!tuh semua tipu belaka...kina tak matang, memang la dah akil baligh...tapi bnyak bnda yang kina belum bleh buat kputusan sndiri...selalu sngat bergantung kat org len...kuat nangis plak tuh
kina ni islamic background ker???huhu...nih lg kina sdey....memnglaaa dr kcik smpai f5 sekolah agama.it doesn't mean i have strong basic agama....kina mudah sngat ikut2 org...mudah sngat terpengaruh.susahnya nak jd ikan kat laut tuh...(still tak masin walau air laut masin)hukum-hakam agama pun bnyak yg kina tatau...
dia dah t'silap pilih calon menantu....keskkes...
bila kina tersipu-sipu mnjawab...dot..dot...dot...she replies to me...never mind...but if you think you need my son, just deal with me ok...

ape2 jer diorg nih

asyik potpet pasal ragam student, n3 this time nak potpet pasal pe'el cikgu plak...aderla satu hari tuh, kina lepak kat tmpat cikgu slalu melepak....tak der kelas, so, kina pun baca paper, alamak, zuhur tak buat lg...kina pi solat zuhur...tak sangka, gerak-geri kina jad perhatian sorg kaunselor nih...hukhuk...dia tnya....
'kamu ngajar agama ker?
'huhu...ader gaya mcam org ngajar agama ker???...
takla...saya ajar science...owh..
lepas kina solat zuhur, dia ajak kina lepak lg kat tmpat melepak...sembang pnya sembang, kina kena tmbak...
'adus...aper lg, soalan bonus laaaa.....
'kamu dah ader belum'
'ader?ada apa erk?
'aderla plak sorg ustzh tu mnyampuk....
'hmmm...mesti dah ader nih, ustz2 ker???......budak2 skrg nih lain'
(alamak, memang average umur kina nih memang mesti dah ader ker???,maner la ader ustaz nak kat kina nih...huhuhu....cuci hingus pun tak bersih lagi....tak pandai plak tuh hal2 agama nih...)
sorg cikgu plak cakap, 'hmmm...aderla tuh...akak nak kenalkan kat saper2...'(akak merujuk kepada kaunselor)
kaunselor tuh tnya lg kat kina...
'betul2 ni...kamu dah ader belum?'
a.a.a.a......kina tatau...tamau jawab soalan nih bleh tak?takkan nak jawab 'complicated sket status kina' nih...sat gi aper plak cikgu tuh pikir....
so, kina pun jawab ...................................
sedang mencari
cari ape????
ape2la yang sesuai....
huhuhu....bukan untuk dibahaskan...
stop here!!!!

kisah amirul...

siannya amirul
sape amrul nih??hmm...one of my student...sdey sgt tgok dia....kina tak taulaaa...mula2 tgok dia, kina dah raser sdey dah.(his face look alike an aboriginal ...bukan nak mengutuk...this is the truth)..speechless to describe his face, his action and his achievement...dia mcm berpotensi utk brjaya, but do not use her potential correctly, selalu jer tak bawak buku...

'amirul ader tak buku kerja tuh'

'ader ckgu''tp, knapa ckgu tgok amirul slalu tak bwak buku erk'

'sya terlupa cikgu'

'amirul nak dapat apa dlm sbjek sains'

'nak dapat a, dulu UPSR saya dpt C'

'hmmm...amirul tau tak, klu C tuh...usaha sikit lg boleh dpat A'

mata dia mcam dah berkaca-kaca.....huhuhu...cikgu dia lg dah nak kluar kaca2 tu...huhuhu

'ok...skarang amirul pergi solat zuhur ye...baca doa bnyak2 sket'

'ok ckgu...terima kasih cikgu'

dia trus lari untuk solat.....fuh...lega, klau tak dia nmpak kina nak nnges.....sob2sdey nya....

semoga lepas nih amirul jadi pelajar yang baik dan berjaya di dunia dan akhirat

sorry erk

hari nih kina denda 2 org student, sbab bising sgt...kina tegur dia snyap sesaat jer, pastuh bising balik.buku pun tak bawak..kawan2 nak blajar pun tak senang.kina suruh la 2 org pelajar tercinta nih duduk kat dpan.berdiri kat depan...bleh lagi kat depan tuh dia main pendulum...huhuhu...geram yer....eeiitt...saya suruh awk berdiri jer, bukan suh main bnda tuh...
'saya tak main, saya betul'n jer...benang pendulum nih t'kluar.....'huh...sabar jer...
abih lpas kelas, kina mcm mnyesal...apasal laaa aq marah budak nih....tak spatutnya kina tinggikan suara pun kat bebudak yg baru nak membesar nih...adoyai...cikgu mintak maap erk...tulaaa...kamu nakal sngat, kan cikgu dah marah....huhuhu

pn sakinah

dah lama menyepi, skrang kina dah bergelar puan..tahniah...anda telah bergelar puan...hmmm...alhamdulillah...eiit...ape kina merepek nih...bukan laaa...sajer nak share cerita..karenah budak2 yg menghiburkan hati.hr tuh kina suruh bebudak isi borang PEKA...ader teacher's name, dia pi isi pn sakinah...uhuhuh...ader gaya pn ker kina ni...hmm...ape2 jerla...may be muka kina nih macam seorg ibu beranak 8 kot....tp dalam masa yg sama ader plak sorg cikgu tuh ckap kina mcam budak form 6...huuhu...bleh plak dia ckap 'kamu ni mcam budak sekolah laa...budak STPM...baya2 kamu laaa....'hmm...lain orang lain plak persepsinya...terpulanglaaa....ni gmbar opisometer...utk slide ppt nexwik pnya kelas...(kelas bebudak yg pggil kina pn sakinah tu)